this is for the future of mankind. show some compassion
time for bed
Not before them titties get a proper kiss goodnite
this is for the future of mankind. show some compassion
Go on ahead and donate them titties to science
if you could compare raw sex to anything, what would it be?
Probably a straight shot of heroine without all the negative effects that follows.
Your blood boils too. Fire in your veins
Your skin actually does a pretty good job of keeping space away from your blood so unless you had an open sore, your blood wouldn’t boil. Dont forget about the pressures that your body keeps within itself.
There’s a couple things that will happen to you all at once.
For starters, let me say that you have about 12 seconds to live and it’s going to be quite the painful experience. Now, the things that wont happen to you that many assume will:
Now, for the things that will happen to you. Firstly, you’re going to get the world’s worst sunburn imaginable. The sun’s radiation, which is a combination of UV, alpha/beta particles, and gamma radiation will all hit you in a cocktail of wtf that’s gonna leave your skin hurtin. Dont worry though, you wont roast to death.
Before you get a chance to cook in the sun, every molecule of air in your body will be forced out of every orifice in your body. There is no amount of covering these “holes” (except with air-tight material) that will stop this process. And when i say every orifice: we’re talking mouth, nose, ears, and the bootyhole. Without any air in your lungs at all, it takes you about 12 seconds before your brain shuts down from lack of oxygen at which point you’ll begin to asphyxiate.
Now, if all through that pain and discomfort you just so happen to be paying attention to your mouth, you’ll also notice that the saliva on your tongue is boiling. Thanks to the extremely low pressure of space (0 pressure whatsoever) water also has an extremely low boiling point so your body temperature is actually high enough at ~98F to boil the spit on your tongue.
It’s not a pretty death, burnt skin, soiled pants, and most likely burst blood vessels but at least you can finally say that you can “spit hot fire”.
If it walks like a banana, talks like an apple, and acts like an orange… then it must be a fruity ass nigga
HAWAIIAN PUNCH BERRY BLAST ASS NIGGA
MISTERDELCHIQUITABANANA ASS NIGGA
is going on
Russia could launch a nuke right at the United States and right before it makes impact Jam is gonna make a post like:
Gotdamn aliens could be invading our planet slaughtering the masses and here comes that biscuit nigga like:
“Some 12 year old at target gave me some cash to buy him black ops. I told him to wait for me outside in 5 minutes otherwise if he’s with me it would have looked too suspicious. Put the game back, went out the other exit and laughed my ass off. Easiest $55 I ever made. Lesson learned? Don’t give your mom’s money to strange guys, kids.”
Gotdamn life lessons is hittin pockets hard out here
yeah and you would die on the first mission.
Well you’re supposed to die but then out of your arm that’s been chopped off sprouts a 10-story high titan to kill the one that’s been fuckin with you.
Where’s them women at that dont want any type of strings because they realize we both have way too hectic of a life to deal with each other on an emotional level?
Why shit gotta be complicated im just tryna to get off.
To put that into perspective, oxygen can be poisonous in higher than normal concentrations. On average about 21% of the air you breathe is Oxygen, the rest is composed mostly of Nitrogen and other gases. Breathing more than this concentration can lead to damaging of the eyes, central nervous system, as well as heart and lung failure.
The reason? Oxygen is a highly reactive element and breathing in higher concentrations increases the chance of inhaling forms of oxygen that react more than others. When you think about it, oxygen is capable of rusting most metals to the point of brittle and frail states, whats to say it’s not doing the same to your body?
IF you look at Oxygen as a poison, you can say that our bodies have adapted well enough to where we can handle this level of concentration (~21%) without suffering from any apparent, adverse effects. Just go from there and you can see any “poison” can be dealt with in the same way. They are simply elements or compounds that are poisonous in certain concentrations but there are acceptable levels that wont hurt us in the slightest.
Yay or Nay?
Let me know your thoughts.
Pretty much what i was expecting. There’s no way to make any huge technological advancements on previous generations. Most changes made to the system, either graphically or from a processing standpoint, wouldnt even be noticeable to the average. The only thing technology has managed to do in the past couple years is make things cheaper to manufacture.
Since there’s not much room for improvement, the only logical step is to make things move convenient. A system that serves as your video game console, cable box, and vessel to the internet only makes sense.
My biggest concern is its reliance on a cloud service to store data. This means you’re going to need to be online at all times in order to have full access to your system and data. While I, personally, will not suffer from this I can see how other people will.
Other than this, i can’t really care too much about this console generation as much as i care about the software that’s being developed for it. There are powerful systems coming out this holiday season and developers wont have to hold back much to develop for these systems. The games themselves are going to reach new, mind-blowing heights.